i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge
Tyra is all like, “jail, fashion capital of the WORLD”
Did she shoplift all of it out on her face
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER
men are fucking incredible
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
"sister, that’s fashion"
and just walked away
Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray!
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