love-people-not

lavour:

i named my town “my butt” and it’s probably the best decision i’ve ever made

vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.

I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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I—

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2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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artslay:

Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:

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did-you-kno:

A nurse watching a marathon of HGTV’s “Flip Or Flop” noticed a lump on host Tarek El Moussa’s neck. She immediately contacted the show, and her warnings led to the discovery and treatment of his thyroid cancer. Source

did-you-kno:

A nurse watching a marathon of HGTV’s “Flip Or Flop” noticed a lump on host Tarek El Moussa’s neck. She immediately contacted the show, and her warnings led to the discovery and treatment of his thyroid cancer. Source

Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

lolsomeone-actually:

instabrowngirls:

Fact: Blue Ivy Already Dances Better Than Taylor Swift 

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im gonna say this again, WATCHING TAYLOR SWIFT IN PERSON DANCE AT THE VMAS WAS THE BEST ENTERTAINMENT OF THE NIGHT, ASIDE FROM QUEEN BEY OF COURSE